'm a 35 year old half latina woman married to the same man for 14 years, mother to 2 hilarious, handsome boys who like to talk about hairy balls and one beautiful baby girl, who was NOT planned, but who turned out to be the Unexpected Joy of all of our lives, who lives in So Cal and loves to drink iced, soy, white mochas from Starbucks while dreaming of a good nights sleep and of the day her husband finally gets The Snip so that he no longer posesses a Weapon of Mass Fertilization™ and she can, once again, enjoy The Boinking without worrying about becoming "With Child" ever again because THREE IS ENOUGH. That's really all you need to know, probably more than you care to know.
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